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2008-10-29T18:26:00.001-07:00

hello ppl

my blog is REALLY DEAD

I think I was the root of such issues

But yeah kinda sad to leave 1Unity

Its like 1 year fly by so quickly

But I'll miss all 1Unitians '08

I also think that something is wrong with my brain I have a fetish for HSM 3 and the songs

But they are really catchy

Anyway end of my really short short blog entry

BB

2008-10-14T05:56:00.000-07:00

hey all YAY!!! Exams are over ... actually that was very long ago but sry
anyway so long never blog lerhs...lols
Still love using the word lols
Anyway just wanted to tell everyone I haf my 1st official stalker
I am so damn honoured that this "it"
"it" has chosen to stalk my blog as "it" is intimidated by my
Wonder Beauty Intelligence Humor Literary Genius and various other talents
Thus "it" feels the need to stalk me to try to stop me from sharing my gift(s) with the world
So "it" if you're reading the post... I thank you so much for stlkingme
But please stop cos your lack of english vocabulary and shallow mind is really decreasing my IQ... causing me to reduce the amount of gift I share with my more positive readers.
Also you should go and stalk someone else cos you really should stalk someone more intimidated by you ... cos you are seriously wasting my time cos I am sooo not afraid of some masked stalker who goes around being a coward afraid to show his face

2008-09-23T03:02:00.000-07:00

FOund this really cool crystal ball thing lols

2008-09-23T02:46:00.000-07:00

Oh and VL here is a note from Allen proving his existence... i know its lame cos the note doesn't work..

2008-09-22T05:19:00.000-07:00

So super damn funny everyone should watch

Joe looks very hot and his acting is really good

So JOE JONAS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-15T01:09:00.000-07:00

YAY!!!

so yesterday finished linking anyone who wants to be linked

Sorry if you're not there must tell me kays then I'll go and update

...lols anway so long never blog lerhs

I tell you Thursday got one thing happen so damn funny

Jia Ying was like " eh ! Chu Wen its like all shuai guys are gay hors.. then the not shuai guys aren't gay"

Then Chu Wen was like " Yah!"

Then Jia Ying was like " I love gay guys"

Then after I heard that I started Laughing and Laughing and Laughing

and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing
and Laughing

Then the Mdm Tan heard then was like

Are you okay there then Jia Ying nodded

Then we started laughing again after that

Then later I was like " I Love"

Then Jia Ying was like " Lesbians"

Then I quickly put " Joe JOnas"

Then I was Like" wah!!! Jia YIng you like gay guys and Lesbian girls horr"

Then she started laughing and was like" No is you lorrs!"

Then after that yup I just kept rubbing in the gay guy and lesbian thing...lols

2008-09-10T06:14:00.000-07:00

hello ppl...

LOLS so long never blog

Today feel kinda depressed

Like almost my whole class jap 'cept for me

Lols anyway quitting lerhs.. so nvm

Aiyas dun noe wat to tok about

LOLS super damn happi for mi math

Nearly got full marks 'cept -1 mark

feel so damn sadded...

anyway lol did not so well for islamic art...lols

LOLS... keep calling it arabic art dunno why

Lols anyway ... so damn sadded want 2 tok to Lorraine again

lols super fun she fangirl 'bout fann wong

I fangirl about Joe Jonas...lols

JOE JONAS IS SUPER DUPER UPER HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE MUST LOVE JOE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lols but you must love him he is SUPER DUPER UPER HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

anyway gotta finish sorting out mi lit file...

lol ttyl
...BB

2008-09-05T07:20:00.000-07:00

I don't know what to blog about

Feeling sad...kinda confused

Don't know lars

YAY!!! yesterday night went to watch some boring performance

then ended up during performance crapping alot with Lorraine

LOLS...

the performance was really stupid no offence to anyone

I liked the last one looked like preparing for WW 3 like tt

Lols... oso liked the wolf dance cos the music v.nice

So ya during the performance smsed jocelyn alot... nth to do larrs

Lols feel super happi

Federer won the semis of US Open

GO FEDERER!!!!!!!!!!!

If he wins the finals it'll be the 5th time he win US opens

GO FEDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW I LOVE JOE JONAS

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO SUPER HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also feel sooooo happy

Cos the Paralympics are here

cos the paralympics are here the Olympics are back in one way or another

I gtg
BB

2008-09-03T04:47:00.000-07:00

OMG Today I had the biggest shock of my life

Won't tell you what it is

but here is something random I found on Meishuen's blog and did

Your Element Is Fire

Your passion and emotion are as obvious as the brightest flame.

You make sparks fly, and your passion always has the potential to burst out.

You are exciting and creative - and completely unpredictable.

You sometimes exercise control, and sometimes you let yourself go.

Friends describe you as sensitive, spirited, and compulsive.

Bright and blazing with intensity, you seem mysterious and moody to many.

What's Your Element?

2008-09-02T02:46:00.000-07:00

Heys found this really funny video on youtube
Including the ever so hot... JOE JONAS

Hes soooo hot and funny... lols

2008-08-28T23:44:00.000-07:00

haiz been sooo long since i posted
exactly 5 days lehhs...
anyway 2dae went back to ytps
intended to go and find pri skool teachers
but in the end ended up tokin to old frens
found out dy hasn't slimmed or grown at all
jr is still as short and skinny
tkl is still as ugly and annoying
joshua still as loud and boisterous
cjy still as insulting...lols
aiyas anyway all the boys' voice already broken
so damn not nice to hear larrs
anyway ...lols started toking to naihui , yi wen, nathene, siling and zan hong
lols when dy saw her started pretending to choke
super funny
lols... then like we were toking walking around... doin stuff
saw ye lao shi and chen lao shi both all say hi to me
say wow grow so much...lols
anyways like 1hr after the vp come bring his loud speaker
lols... then dy was like see if his loudspeaker can beat mine
vp was like ask everyone to leave
everyone is like leave jiu leave not like anyone wanna see you
...lols
aiya then left lorrs gathering over...lols
so xian....lols now thinkin of sumting fun 2 do
lols...bb
happi teachers day to all teachers with exception to some

2008-08-24T02:14:00.000-07:00

aiyo today i feel extremely saddd....
the olympics ending lehs....so damn sad
today cannot lol
too sad to do that
I'm gonna miss the olympics soOooo much
I'm gonna miss the medals
the corny poses by the atheletes
the award presentation music
OMG there are so many things to miss
aiyo so damn sad
can;t believe its ending sooo soon
its like it only just started
omg so sad
aiyos...
need to wait another 2 years than got winter olympics
... and youth olympics but so damn sadded....
haiz nth we can do about it larrs
aiya shld get over it
so sad that guo jing jing is retirig after this
and usaine bolt omg the super funny guy
... gonna miss it all so much
but lets all get over this and be happier
okay the happy thing is that 2moro no 3rd lang
YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! Can go home early!!!!!!!!! YAY (:
but stil so sad about olympics
but yay on tuesday gonba make cookies with vl and gladys and danae
yays
Olympics I miss you already
Love YOu horrs must rmbr
OMG.... I'm turning into a psycho... OMG!!!!!!!!!
aiyas but Olympics i still love you
kays must remember hors
anyways yayayayayay figured out how to get these funny fonts
hahahahahahs i'm so stupid...
haiz cannot say anything
gonna go watch olympics while i can
haiz still so sad
I am

2008-08-24T02:10:00.000-07:00

hahahaha found this funny quiz

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Low
Envy:	Low
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	Very High

lols super funny and kinda true
no offence but ya i haf alot of pride
tts why ppl say i'm a prima donna
which i am SOOOOO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway lols shld go and try...lols

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

2008-08-21T04:56:00.001-07:00

hello
omgomgogomg can't believe so long nvr blog already...lols
Anyway gonna tell you about a funny incident that happened today.
Today was the leadershi hand-down ceremony
So anyway, I was watching the ceremony then something dropped from the sky
My first thought was
a gift sent from heaven.
Then I found that there was something on my finger... then I wiped it on the floor
Then when I looked at Jamie's pinafore there was 1 big fat lump of

on it... then I told Xin Yee
You see tt girl her pinafore got bird shit then we began laughing and Laughing and Laughing

But I think Jamie heard me larrs then she started touching her pinafore

then her fingers got covered with bird shit
then she wiped on the track
then she touch again then found out got more shit
lols so stupid
After we were dismissed I told vl, Danae and Gladys started laughing

Then this afternoon when I told Jia Ying

I dun noe why I started laughing even more....lols

Anyway gtg study for maths lerrs

Wish Me Luck...BB

2008-08-17T07:09:00.000-07:00

so sad s'pore lost
But I was so happy for Li Jia Wei when I saw she was happy that she received her silver medal
lols
Anyway catched the presentation of the prize presentation for diving.
Guo Jin Jin won the gold obvious
so sad that she is retiring after this...actually cannot lol 2 sad
anyway happi for her larr shes gettin married after this...lols
so many things to be happi and sad for
Aiyo sadly just rmbred mi jap ca5
I sure fail one larrs
this time I didn't really even bother to study
Just look through the notes and stuff
Aiyo still reminscing the sad things
aiyo s'pore lost and guo jin jin is retiring so damn sad
But Li Jia Wei and Guo Jin Jin are happy so aiyo have to be happy for them
since they are happy
But aiya still very sad
the only happy thing I can say is:
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY bought breaking dawn today
its so interesting everyone must read...lols
Aiya still so sad aiyo soooo sad

aiya still depressed...
must think positive even though I'm positive I'm still depressed about Li Jia Wei and Guo Jin Jin and failing Jap
anyway gtg lerhs bb

2008-08-15T07:10:00.000-07:00

hello... 2dae I'm feelin super duper depressed... do you wanna noe why... cos I think that I'm failing history and I know that my usual straigh A1 is gone...gone...gone OMG sooooo sadded...aiyas next time must work even harder now have to put that in the past and concentrate on passing Jap CA5... oh yeah super good news is that we SINGAPORE TT HAS GOTTEN INTO THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its so cool and guess what I watched it all on TV, I watched with such anticipation and I found out that I like Li Jia Wei alot when she ties her hair omg I feel that she is really extremely pretty. But I feel that Feng Tian Wei is very boy... if I didn't noe it was women's table tennis I would think she is a male... OMG can't believe Feng Tian Wei is so good at table tennis... from the beginning she was just continuously winning... and she is only 21 lehs... Haha both Singapore and Korea got red cards during the comp cos the team mates were shouting words of advice to them...lols anyway overall I had a feeling that Singapore would win...lols but still very relieved that Singapore got into the Finals...lols I noe that I'm being really bad but Hah! thats for you Korea ... oh yeah and Kim Kim... see Singapore got into finals even if you beat my now favourite sports person...Li Jia Wei... and even though you won Li Jia Wei Kim Kim, Li Jia Wei will still have a better looking medal than you so... HAH!!! Oh yeah in doubles... Li Jia Wei and her partner killed their opponents... they won three sets in a row and the Korean double team consisted of Kim Kim so Kim Kim remember the Hah I gave you well I'm adding another Hah to officially make it a Hah! Hah!. And guess what even if you win Hong Kong or China, Li Jia Wei will get a better looking medal than you so there...Anyway...lols sorry no offence meant... Anyway jyjyjy!!! Li Jia Wei!!!! You are my new role model!!! BTW LOVE your hair...lols Anyway another good news is that I got a distinction for my Grade 6 Piano Exam...OMG so cool rite and I tot that I would fail it...lols... my piano teacher told me that I was so lucky cos that piano examiner was soooo strict and even when I did well she does not even give compliments ... there is never a good in the whole assesment and then arhs ... the comments only got 2 words... Well Done...lols so lame rite... anyway aiya nth to say already gtg slp lerhs...bb

2008-08-12T05:21:00.000-07:00

hello guys, lols today is my first day back to skool after sports trip. Anyway not much to say...lols. Today I feel like loling a lot...lols. Anyway today got back and found out that i scored so damn high for D&T see I knew that hmy mundo hard work would pay off. if you dun noe what i mean...pls refer to my previous blog entries...lols. Anyway i got like 31/35 which is like 88%. SO happi cos the last time i nearly failed...and I am NOT joking. Anyway after tt not much happened. YAY can't believe that I am on the SYF team...YAY...lols. Anyway what else... oh yeah ms teh was so tense today lahs...i share palete wif vl come and scold me can...lols anyway...kinda lied to her and said that my paints were under mi table when in fact didn't haf at all...lols anyway today bought lerhs... nth much to day lerhs... gonna update mi links soon sry any1 hu i nvr link...lols anyway gtg do chinese filing and stuff tchr checking 2moro..lols sayonara ...bb...lols...ttyl

2008-08-08T23:57:00.001-07:00

hey guys found this really fun game
tests how steady your hand is... really fun

Good Luck!!

2008-08-08T18:06:00.001-07:00

hello come back from sports camp lerhs!!!
Sports camp was like super duper FUN!!!!
Lols! got grouped with the badminton girls
Then was same tent as the A.gymers
So on the 1st day we took a bus take 4 like 4hrs
Then finally reached the ferry terminal in Johor
But NO the journey has not finished
still need to take ferry for 45 mins till we reach Pulau Tinggi
Wa! so many ppl sea sick then got one girl arhs, she sitting
then she suddenly threw up on my friends lap...
OMG so disgusting!! But they cannot help it larhs
so like almost everyone in our cabin was like goin out on deck to puke
Also arhs.... you noe wat ms susan lim also puke lehs!!! lols
Anyway! After that we reach already everyone go and eat lunch
You noe arhs all the meals are buffet and they are super duper yummy!!!
So after that arhs I very blur go to wrong group
must wait for Mr phee to call me then I realised go wrong group lerhs
Anyway so on that day did cultural exchange with the children in a small village
OMG! if you saw them you would love them
They are so angelic and innocent
You know the village is so small that I tink that the mothers are the teacher
and the fathers are fishermen who fish
And everybody noes everybody...lols
So we did some arts and craft with them, teach them how to make friendship bracelets....
give them stuff... lols but they are tres adorable
So anyway after that went back to camp to shower and get ready for dinner
At dinner time, got jelly for dessert lehs... lols
Anyway, after dinner went to the conference hall to listen to the teachers lecture
and ths guy called Uncle Daniel teach us some stuff about attiude changing
Anyway so after that everyone just walk around, go to each others tents
Cos lights out is at 11
But I think I was one of the few who just fell asleep one I lay down on my sleeping bag
So on 2nd day food also very nice...lol
So the 1st thing we did in the morning was snorkelling
And guess what I didn't bring another pair of old shoes
so I had to wet my shoes and they were filled with sand
so after snorkelling had to go and wash my shoes and let them dry at the chalet
Oh ya forgot to say every 2 tents has 1 chalet to bathe and put stuff
Then after snorkelling I went to bathe and go for lunch, wearing my windbreaker
So after that we were supposed to do kyaking
but i told the instructor I din't want to kyak
so i just sat and watched them kyak
But then arhs... it started to rain
And I was like hahahaha thank god i never go kyaking
so anyway then we waited for the rain to stop
then it stopped for a while
then it started to rain again
then everyone just sat in the dining hall doin nothin
so we missed some coral awareness talk
thank god also
apparently its very boring according to Charmaine
Anyway the sad thing was cannot have barbeque
lols
so we ate dinner then everyone gather in the conference hall
and just perform their items for campfire
lols got some is super duper funny
lols
so anyway after the whole thing was over
and cos our tent was wet we went to sleep in the conference hall
which was filled with ugly bugs... lols
anyway aiyo third day sooo happy
can go home lerhs
so we went to do our last event... trekking
walao can die one derhs
trekking somemore got alot of mud damn slippery
wanna die... lols
then when we finally reach the waterfall
everyone was extremely filthy stinking dirty
some ppl go and dip their feet in the waterfall
but I dun wan larrs my shoe already so stinkin wet
When we climb back it was even harder lols cos its
uphil...lols
Then anyway not much happened after that
but the ferry ride was super long larrs
so then when we reach the ferry terminal
ms lim finally let us buy stuff at the shop
anyway ya board the bus sit for like 4 hrs
cos traffic jam and all that
lols aiya anyway overall quite fun
Also arhs watched the olympics opening
wa siao super nice larrs
cheered 4 lots & lots f countries
like belgium cos got chocolate
australia cos I'm born there
dominica, cuba, spain, USA
aiyo got like overall 204 countries competing lehs
so anyway wa lasted till midnight then I went to sleep
lols
so jyjy 2 all competing countries...
lols sianx finished reading twilight now reading new moon
lols gtg bb

2008-08-05T02:18:00.000-07:00

hello everyone... and
today got back 4 testpapers
Of 4 testpapers 2 of them I nearly fail lehs
Walao so damn sad now...
Anyway must continue to zai jie zai li
Yay! 2moro goin for sports camp lerhs
get to miss so many unwanted lessons... YAY!
Also hars I feel so happy cos I did so well
for my Geog
Goes to show that if you actually study hard you will be rewarded...
Aiyo now so confused about what to wear tomoro for camp
Dun noe if shld wear pinafore or not
I'm sure sports camp will be quite fun
Lols... I wanna buy sports jacket
I tink Mr Phee asked me to buy
dun noe larrs all i noe is 2moro gonna buy things
...lols
I packing my "luggage" half way come and blog-surf
lols...
I figured a new catch phrase for myself:y
Sometimes my life can be pretty hard
But for the most of it I won't trade it for anything

Anyway I was reading Twilight
OMG Edward is such a sweet person
And I HATE Jacob
I think he is so damn idiotic and
he doesn't even noe that Bella only flirted with him to learn about Edward
She loves Edward the most lorrs
In the end she still marry Edward in Breaking Dawn
... lols anyway quite cool larrs
Love that book is currently no.1 on my list of
Favourite Books
Anyway gonna go back and pack my "luggage"
Maybe will blog later...
Adios Amigas

2008-07-31T07:29:00.000-07:00

Couldn't resist it haf to update

my sis is in kk to do sum sort of ji jiu

lols being kua zhang

anyway they are at hospital

mum tells me to sleep but gotta study

so gtg need to study and be efficient bb

BTW I am STILL

2008-07-31T07:11:00.000-07:00

Okay a continuation of just now’s post
Gonna tell yall a bit of juicy info
So today’s English lesson was super borin.
. . . as USUAL
I dun even noe how miss leong can tolong
Her own boringness
Lols so while she was asking us to one by one
Stand up and read passages
I was so bored cos I zao jiu finish reading lerhs
So I took like a 10 mins catnap cos it was
IRRESISTIBLE
As in it was such a hot 12.50 p.m.
So I took a nap
But like every 5 mins I wake up to make sure
The paper is covering my face.. .
Lols but after that nap I felt so much better
What else. . .
Malay class teacher also so boring
So I was reading my newly borrowed lib book
Very interesting
1o things I hate about myself
By randel abdlah Fattah
Lols so anyway he was like so oblivious to what we
Were doin abit like mr gan
Anyway I am positive I’m gonna fail physics
Lols
Really lazy to memorize everything
Lols
Oh yeah 2day so cool I sit on spec stand and see everyone
Really can see every single person’s face
So yall dun tink mr wong cannot see yall from up there. . .
Think he is lying
Lols
Today XIN xian announce the figure skating team
technically not really team cos only got 4 of us
Me, jonell,xi xian and xin xian
Lols I got 3rd for all my events so lan
Anyway everyone got so little medal and walao I only got 3
Next time shld participate more events lols
So anyway when I was standing felt so proud but nervous
Then when I never stand properly, mr phee come and scold me
Lols
Can’t believe he noes mi name so damn scary
Then he can anytime call me
Lols
Anyway goin back to study gonna glue myself there
No matter how hard it is. . .
Must have discipline no matter how much I hate it.. . .
Such a long post. . . .
Lols anyway YAY 2moro
Goin library for eng lesson lols
YAY. . . goin back to study lerhs
Cya soon
Zoe the gorgeous and pretty
(Aiyo zi mai zi kua lols)
Bb for real

2008-07-31T06:48:00.000-07:00

Lols today I am superuber sian
dun wan to study for d&t but I have to
I promised myself I'd get a1 for this simple subject
now is 9.50 parents are out a doctor cos of mi sis's asthma

Now I'm gonna write sumting real RANDOM

Now that I'm over my 5 minutes of random retardedness
I'm going back to study for d&t to get my well-deseved a1
and tomorow I doubt I'll be able to wake up tomorow morning

2008-07-21T00:13:00.000-07:00

hello today I'm feeling so random today so I'm going to introduce some new things... lols

Such as... a top 5 book lists because I have nothing to do
Oh yeah ! and a top 10 celebrity list

Top 5 books
1. Notes from the underbelly a novel by Risa Green
2. Inkspell by Cornelia Funke
3. Not so snow white by Donna Kauffman
4. Shopaholic ties the knot by Sophie Kinsella
5. Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfeild
6. Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Top 10 celebs
1. Joe Jonas
2. William Moseley
3. Nick Jonas
4. Miley Cyrus
5. Selena Gomez
6. Hillary Duff
7. Jesse McCartney
8. Fergie
9. Rihanna
10. Rupert Grint

Current Song running through my head right now:
This is me by Demi Lovato

Also please note that I have be doin very random thin gs lately which are out of character but no I am not going mad.

2008-07-15T05:59:00.000-07:00

Hello,
Omigosh can't believe I am such a bad blog owner, I like never post for a month... aiyo then now got new blog and stuff... lols
Anyway 2dae nth much to talk about so I'll tell lame jokes

1.Have you ever heard the ocean joke?
Ans: Its too deep for you

2.When does 1+1= 3
Ans: When you count wrongly

3.What do you call an Indian driving a plane
Ans:A pilot you racist

4.One day a blonde was walking past a field and saw another
blonde rowing a boat in the field and she said," Its blondes
like you thatruin the reputation of blondes." Then the other
blonde said if I could swim I would come over and punch you.

5.A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and ask the man at the counter for two scoops of chocolate.

The man replies” I’m sorry ma’am we’re all out of chocolate”

“Oh I’m sorry,” the woman replies, “May I have two pints of chocolate?”

The bewildered man replies “We are all out of chocolate….......”

“Oh excuse me, ” the woman replies blushing, “How about two gallons?”

The man, now at wit’s end says “Look, can you spell the v-a-n in vanilla?”

“Sure,” she replies, “V-A-N.”

“Now,” he continues, “Can you spell the S-T-R-A-W in strawberry?”

“Of course, S-T-R-A-W.” she responds.

“Can you spell the F-U-C-K in chocolate?”

“But sir, there is no fuck in chocolate!”

“THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THIS WHOLE TIME!”

6.Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.” The other hooks his thumb behind him and says, “Dog shit, 20 feet back.”

7.Whats black, white, blue, yellow, pink, orange, violet and red all over?

Ans:A penguin!

8.One day a blonde guy, brown guy, and red haired guy were base jumping.They each got to wish what they wanted to be so the blonde jumps off the cliff and says,” I want to be a falcon”, so he turns into a falcon and fly’s away. The brown jumps off the cliff and says,” I want to be a eagle”, he turns into an eagle and fly’s away. The red runs and trips over a rock and says,”shit”, so he turns into shit and splats on the ground.

9.One happy day in elementary school, the day after the yankee’s lost to the red sox in the playoffs, A teacher decided to talk about her stupification the previous day out of shock.

Teacher: Hello class

The Entire Class: Hello Mrs. White!!!

Teacher: Ok class I want to start today off by asking what everyone’s favorite baseball team is…

The Entire Class: THE YANKEE’S!!!

A single innocent girl: The Boston Red Sox!

The teacher is amazed by this single student who doesn’t follow what everyone else is saying…

Teacher asks: Why do you like the Red Sox?

Innocent girl: because my mommie and daddie do!

Teacher: Well hon, if you make all of your decsions based on what your parents think you’ll never be independant!

Innocent girl: NUH UHHHH!!!

Teacher: Yes, you will, say if you mom was a slut and your dad was a moron what would that make you?

The innocent girl smirks devilishly and says: A yankee fan!

10.

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’

The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.

The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’

The annoyed salesperson roll s her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Fr iends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.

Anyway need to prepare for Chinese test lerhs bye bye ( :